How possums feel about Vegans
Scene is in Melbourne suburbs. Snail mail hits a letterbox
Its a GET WELL CARD
From
The Diabetic Possums Association DPA
Sorry to hear you are not well . Neither are we .
The DPA would like you to cut down your fruit trees and other now popular species of plants as our members are getting sick , dependent and unhealthy, like you the house occupants.
While at first our members liked the idea of you going to the supermarket to get your fruit, we can see that your practices are not helping create a sustainable environment for ALL of us ( the big idea here)
Please stop being so nice and go back to putting up fences and culling any risk of overpopulation and starvation and disease before it happens in our "to be agreed" territories .
That' s what we see as YOUR JOB in this neighborhood , Why do you neglect it?
We are just animals who operate on instinct . We notice you are far too vulnerable to how you feel on the day and wonder what good your mind is doing for you.
Sorry to hear that your mind seems to be in a state of confusion . here's help
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